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I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt

I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Unisex T-Shirt

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Inspired by true events at the workplace, this one-of-a-kind insult will keep those around you laughing for hours, while still questioning how serious you are and whether or not to avoid you in future encounters.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26